Everything you need to know about getting roasted
Think Gordon Ramsay meets resume reviewing. We are an AI that tells you the BRUTAL truth about your resume in 30 seconds. No sugarcoating. No corporate BS. Just honest feedback about what is actually killing your job applications.
100% free. Upload your resume, get roasted, see your score. No credit card, no signup, no catch. If you want the fixed versions for $9.99 for 24 files, that is optional.
About 30 seconds. That is faster than you can microwave popcorn. Upload, AI analyzes, Get destroyed or praised, but let us be honest...
24 professionally rewritten resume files sent to your email in 1-2 minutes: 3 editable DOCX files so you can tweak them, 18 beautifully designed PDFs in 6 different styles, and 3 ATS-friendly generic PDFs. That is basically 24 chances to impress recruiters.
Because different jobs want different things. Version 1 is numbers-heavy like Increased sales 47%, Version 2 tells your career story, Version 3 flexes your tech skills. Try them all and see which gets more responses.
Modern clean tech look, Elegant fancy serif fonts, Professional safe corporate, Executive serious business, Creative bold colors, Tech for dev roles. All formatted to fit perfectly on one page. Pick what matches the company vibe.
ATS Applicant Tracking System is the robot that reads your resume BEFORE humans see it. Fancy designs confuse it. Our Generic PDFs are plain but parse perfectly, so you actually get past the robots. Use these for big companies.
Yes. We process it, roast it, then delete it. We do not sell your data, we do not share it, we do not keep it. The only thing that might show up is an anonymized quote in Top Roasts with no names, no companies, no personal info.
Maybe a funny quote, but never with your name or identifying info. We strip all personal details. If you see This resume has more buzzwords than a LinkedIn CEO that could be anyone.
PDF, DOC, or DOCX. Under 5MB. That is it. We cannot read LinkedIn profiles yet, images of resumes, or your handwritten notes on a napkin.
Start with the Generic PDFs for most applications boring but effective. Use the designed ones for startups, creative agencies, or anywhere that values personality. Edit the DOCX files if you need to customize for specific roles.
The 3 DOCX files are fully editable in Microsoft Word or Google Docs. Change anything you want, then export as PDF. The 21 PDFs are locked so formatting stays perfect.
Check spam and junk folders. Emails with 24 attachments often get flagged. Still nothing after 5 minutes? Email support@roastmyprofile.io with your order details and we will resend.
30-day money-back guarantee, no questions asked. Not happy? Reply to the delivery email or hit up support@roastmyprofile.io and we will refund you immediately.
Nope. One-time payment of $9.99. No recurring charges, no hidden fees, no premium tier upsells. Get your 24 files and you are done.
Not directly yet, but you can upload their resume, pay, and have the files sent to their email. Just change the email during checkout.
It is trained on thousands of successful resumes and hiring best practices. It scans for buzzword overload, typos, formatting disasters, vague accomplishments, missing metrics, and cringe-worthy phrases. Then it roasts you accordingly.
Not yet. Currently just resume files PDF, DOC, and DOCX. LinkedIn roasting might come later if enough people ask for it. Tweet at RoastYourResume if you want this.
Yep. Tech, finance, healthcare, retail, education, whatever. The AI knows what makes a good resume regardless of field. Though it might roast your synergy and disruptive innovation harder if you are in tech.
We are humans mostly. Email us and we will actually respond.